Sue Early And Sue Often

“You got to know when to hold ’em. Know when to fold ’em.
Know when to walk away. Know when to run.”

Kenny Rogers, “The Gambler”

As certain as death and taxes, each day in this great country someone, somewhere is filing a head scratchingly stupid lawsuit.  “Sue early and sue often” seems to be the mantra in our litigious society. The latest example comes from Sin City, where a gambler is suing a casino to recover his massive gambling losses. 

The gambler’s argument?  He was too drunk to know what he was doing.  As Dr. Seuss might say, he drank in the limo on the way to the casino, he drank playing Keno*, he drank at dinner, he drank hoping to be a winner, he drank at the gaming table, he drank because he was able.

The gambler admits he was drunk for almost 3 days straight, and lost hundreds of thousands of dollars in his “blackout” state.  Now he wants his money back.  His theory?  The Las Vegas casino kept providing him “free” drinks and loans to gamble with when they knew he was blitzed.  In other words, he was the sloppy drunk overserved victim.

Personal responsibility?  That’s for losers, man!  Bad choices?  Give me a break (and a refund)!

So listen to Kenny Rogers – the man is a Grammy winning singer/songwriter, actor, roasted chicken magnate, and suspected plastic surgery aficionado after all.  Don’t gamble that your company won’t get sued.  You will, and often for ridiculous reasons.  (Remember the $2.9 Million Dollar McDonald’s lawsuit over spilled coffee?  Coffee is hot?  Who knew?)

Increase the odds of your company winning an employment lawsuit  by following sound human resources practices.  First, don’t hire losers.  Review employment applications carefully, contact employment references, and do background checks.  Second, administer clear written policies in a non-discriminatory manner. Third, document all significant personnel decisions.  Fourth, honestly communicate the reasons for termination.  And finally, don’t drink on the job.

Mitchell W. Quick, Attorney/Partner
Michael Best & Friedrich LLP
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*Not sure if he played Keno, but it rhymes.

Texas-Sized Employment Terminations Via Twitter

Human Resources Managers know the drill when they want to terminate an employee.  They bring the individual into a private room, tell him he is terminated, cite a couple of reasons for the termination decision, maybe give him a termination letter, and escort him out of the workplace.  Thereafter, the termination decision and reasons for it are typically only shared with those in management with a legitimate “need to know.”

But as they say, “everything is bigger in Texas,” including apparently, the way one announces an employee’s termination.  And in “BIg D” they have taken it to a new gunslinging level.

Dallas, Texas Police Chief  David O. Brown routinely announces the terminations of his law enforcement officers via his Twitter account, @DPDChief, to his 7,000 plus “followers.”  Limited by Twitter’s 140 characters, he then posts lengthier explanations for the termination on  Facebook for several thousand “friends.”

One recent example:

“I have terminated ######### for public intoxication, damaging a person’s property, and making offensive contact with a person.”

(I omitted the name – blame the lawyer in me).

Part of me likes the boldness of the strategy, and the stated goals of ensuring government accountability and transparency.  It also sends a strong message to other employees not to engage in the same conduct.  And the Dallas Police Department is doing some very creative things utilizing social media as a law enforcement strategy to catch bad guys.

But is it a sound personnel practice?  Let’s see…

Humiliating the employee to thousands of strangers?  Check.  Inviting a potential defamation lawsuit?  Check.  Locking in the employer’s position in future litigation in 140 characters or less?  Check.  Giving the City’s lawyers nightmares?  Check.  (Of course, many people would say giving lawyers nightmares is not necessarily a bad thing).

I would assume the Chief vets his Twitter posts with his legal counsel before their mass distribution.   But as anyone who uses Twitter knows, typos occur, mistakes can be made, and words can be misinterpreted.  And in employment lawsuits, words matter.

Chief Brown found out the dangers of Twitter recently:

Chief David O. Brown ‏@DPDChief  Mar 11

Today I terminated Officer Edgar Garcia for being involved in a disturbance resulting in his arrest for assault Family Violence.

Chief David O. Brown ‏@DPDChief  Mar 11

Correction: the officer terminated was Officer Edgar Garcia Martinez  

I hope the Police Department doesn’t employ an “Officer Edgar Garcia.”

From a purely legal perspective, the risks of such a practice seem to greatly outweigh any potential benefits.  Many times I have defended employers in lawsuits where it was clear the employee pursued litigation simply because he/she felt “humiliated” in how the termination was handled.  The employee was angry, feeling either the termination meeting was unduly harsh, or embarrassed by being escorted off the premises in full view of co-workers.

Now imagine the employee’s motivation to sue after having his termination and the reasons for it publicly aired to thousands of people.  Oh, and the employer still needs that little thing called “evidence” to back up the assertions in the tweet.

As any cowboy will tell you, “when you mess with the bull, you sometimes get the horns.”  Save yourself a legal goring – don’t post terminations or the reasons for them on social media sites.

Mitchell W. Quick, Attorney/Partner
Michael Best & Friedrich LLP
Suite 3300
100 E. Wisconsin Avenue
Milwaukee, Wisconsin 53202
414.225.2755 (direct)
414.277.0656 (fax)
mwquick@michaelbest.com
http://www.linkedin.com/in/mitchquick
Twitter
:  @HRGeniusBar
@wagelaws